Mike Wozniak: The Bench

Wednesday, 9 September 2026 Main Auditorium Book now

New stand - up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. Previous experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.

As seen on Taskmaster, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. As heard on Three Bean Salad podcast.

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Time 7:30PM Age recommendation 14+ Price £25.50

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Date of the performance Wednesday, 9 September 2026

Start time 7:30PM Prices £25.50 Book now

“deliciously distinctive fun. The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear”

The Evening Standard

“a comic of adorably skewwhiff charm”

The Times

“Woznia k has a talent for [the] slightly absurd...a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal”

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